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* blinks, bites lip *
* screams as tomatoes come flying her way *
* loses balance *
* lands in a pile of tomatoes *
Hi... everybody...
I haven't blogged in.. forever.. I know.
* shields face with hands *
I come here with grave news...
My other, wonderful, faithful computer has gone to Heaven. He has passed. He was a frie-!-
* ducks, as a pineapple comes her way *
ALRIGHT! I admit.. I have been leaving... And not coming back for quite some time.
It's just that nothing has been going on. Worthy enough to be mentioned in my blog, I mean.
Well, my birthday is coming up. The treinta! :D
My pop-tarts are gone.
And my Cheez Nips.
* puts head in hands and bawls *
* wipes eyes with hankie *
I'll survive, though.
Today is Friendship Day, here in cold, frigid Paraguay. I have recieved messages that say the exact same thing, from all kinds of different people.
Even my phone service sent me a friendship message...
Freaks.
Tomorrow, I'll be going to the mall. And being a girl with a bunch of my girlfriends. :) We'll be taking pictures, and trying things on, walkin' around ..(the Christmas tree GAH! * stops self *), just being total nincompoops.
That is a very fun word.
Try saying it fast.
Seriously.
I double dog donut dare you!
* stares at you until you say it *
It comes out soundin' somethin' like 'nincumpup'... say it 8 times really fast.
>:D I DARE YOU!
Comes out like 'ninkapoo'... Let's hope we never meet a Ninka who has to 'go'... Cause.. That's what'd come out... of it's... yeah.. xD
So, my last post was about a red button game. Addicting, I must say.
Well, my friend... * needs to make up a name for her *... EEYORE! :) She loves Eeyore...
Okay, Eeyore will be coming to my house tomorrow and spending the night. :)
WHO'S GIGGLING?!?!?!?
* slaps the giggly person with a Twizzler *
LAUGHTER!... Is a sin.
* stares at cat who is and has been stuck in the closet *
It's her fault. She climbed up there; she can get down. :)
She's PREGNANT! She's a fatty! She's got a huge tummy. Regrettably, I think she may end up having the kittens in my room, since she spends so much time there.
Let's hope not.
* shudders *
Anna, I love you, baby, but if you give birth in my quarters I'll beat the tar out of you.
Okay.. No, I probably won't. I'll scream bloody murder, then go get Dad, explain what's going on, and then in the morning, I will pet the precious little beauties. :) And you, of course, Anna.
For those of you who may be completely clueless, 'ANNA' is my lovely Siamese cat. :)
She's really adorable... And soft. BOY, is she soft! She feels as though she were made of cotton.
I bought a coat today. Okay, I guess I'd better elaborate on that... DAD bought me a coat today. It's red! And ... sparkly-ish... You know, that.. really sheen material? And I look like a Michelin man who just fell in a vat of Ketchup. :) But it's cute. And cozy. And that's the whole point of a coat.
One can't live on hoodies and sweaters alone! :)
Unless you bundle up in a ton of them. But we all know that'd be UGLY as... a frog's nostril.
And those are ugly.
* gags *
And then a few days ago, we went out and bought a ton of pretty skirts and a few shirts and a snazzy jean jacket.
Okay, there's something I don't get. 'Snazzy'.. But you pronounce it, 'schnazzy'. Kinda like, 'schnauzer'.
* Schnazzy would be a nice nickname for a schnauzer *
* makes mental note, for if she ever gets a schnauzer *
Schnauzer dogs look like little Irish men. I always wanna put a pair of glasses on one... It just sounds cute.
Okay, so I was thinking of maybe making yet ANOTHER blog... With my fashion opinion. :)
:)
Whaddaya think? I could be real creative with it, and state my opinion as hard as I wish, cause.. It's MY blog and I can do whatever I want with it! :P
:)
Yes, I know. I haven't posted in TWO DAYS. So sue me! But, this will be worth waiting two days. And, I feel horrible about not being able to blog already. So. Here we go!
Okay....
Prepare yourself! CUTENESS INCOMING!
Ready?
Put down anything you are drinking, and swallow your food NOW.
Okay....
In all her shining glory, please welcome, Anna, the Siamese kitten that we adopted just this morning!
....Toldja!
=)
Baby Girl
Today was pretty cool. My friend Morgan, whom most of you know, has made a blog for little Mr.Tumnus her pet hamster at:www.tumnusworld.blogspot.com
Well, I took some time off my extremely busy schedule (which is listed below) to write a short post on Jayde's blog. Hehehe! I can't wait until she finds it and freaks out!! HAAHAHAHA!! Here is my Extremely Busy Schedule:
Morning: Sleep until 1:00.
Afternoon: Eat and meow.
Evening: Sleep next to Jayde all cozy and content until the next morning.
So, you see? I have an extremely busy schedule I gotta get back to. I guess I hope you have a lazy, happy day...
Sup, so, today, like, around almost-lunchtimeish, I decided to post soemthing on her blooger. Haha! Check it! Blooger, sounds like, booger, SWEET! Now, dudes, that is just, super righteous!! So, I'm Max, and I have heard everybody say that if I was a human, I'd be a surfer-dude. Tell me if you think so..
Well, I'm gonna go now.. I'm, like, super hungry. Even though I was eating when I got the cool idea to bloog.
L8ter,;)
Max
Hi, how's it going? Today, I decided to make a post about my sisters and I, and give you a taste of our life. Here is Keblar,Cami,Muffin,Lulu,Tankie's and me, Daisy's, schedule.
8:00: We are all asleep and Jayde wakes us up, and gives us a cold morning shower with the hose.
8:30: She refills our water and gets us new food, and picks some fresh green weed clippings, and scatters them all over our flowerpot for snacks later on.
9:00: We eat some of the yummy lettuce, and swim for a little bit. We take turns.
9:30: Keblar takes a nap, and me, Tankie, Muffin, Cami and Lulu explore a little and stare at our pretty wall. It's white. And It's REALLY cool!
10:00: Jayde comes to check on us, checks our water and our food dish to make sure it's full, and she pets us or plays with us.
10:30: Jayde leaves. She says she has something wierd to do. She calls it school. No idea what that is. She is gone for an hour.:(
11:00: My favorite time of the day!! Jayde comes back, and puts us all on the green grass to eat, play and walk.
11:30: Jayde goes and plays with all the other animals. While she is gone, this creepy white fluffy thing stares at us as we move in the grass. I don't like it. But he never bites us or anything, he is just a little creepy.:
12:00: It is starting to become hot outside, and Jayde knows that. She comes back out, fills our water dishes, and puts each of us in the nice cool water to soak. She blows us kisses and goes back inside.
12:30: Me and my sisters walk around, play with eachother, and Keblar baby-sits Lulu and Tankie as they nap. She stays close by, and watches over each of us.
1:00: It is now very,very,very hot. We drink all the water there is. Jayde knows us so well, that she knows there is no water by now. So, once again, she comes back and refills our water, pets us, and goes back inside.
1:30: We all munch on the chewy green grass clippings, and Lulu and Tankie wake up, and walk around together.
2:00: It's still very hot. Me and all my sisters find nice,cool corners to nap in, or stare at the pretty wall.
2:30: We eat a nice lunch of lettuce and some tomatoes and fruit. Then we drink lots of water and watch the door, waiting for Jayde. We stare at the door for as long as it takes.
3:00: Jayde COMES BACK!! She gives us all rides on the slide and holds us on the swing. Then she puts us back, gives us turtle treats, says she loves us, and goes back inside, but only after checking our water supply, of course.
3:30: We all take another nap. But since Keblar is rested, she keeps a close eye on all of us.
4:00: It's cooling down in the afternoon, and Jayde comes back out and takes Keblar on a walk in the park, leaving Cami in charge, since she is the oldest after Keblar.
4:00: Cami is nice, and watches us, and Muffin helps her.
4:00: Jayde gives us all more rides on the slide, and gives us kisses on our head before she has to leave. That is all. GOODBYE!!:)
Oh, yeah, here are some pics of me playing with the webcam..hehehe...
Don't tell Jayde..;) Maybe later, all her other animals will do a post!:)
P.S. You may think that the shirt and pants in the second picture is Jayde herself, but it was just some old crinkled cleaning rags, and an old yellow shirt that is used as a rag too. Jayde was upstairs doing school. Hehehe.:)
I have proof! I can't wai tuntil she finds out what I did. Hahaha!
BYE!!
