Ants have invaded the kitchen and they are getting very annoying. Every time I see them, I open the cupboards and get out my new best friend: RAID: ANT & ROACH KILLER!
So I spray them with the bug spray, and those ones die. Then, I turn around to see the sink, and find a new troop that are taking little leftover bits of food from the drains. I mean, I might as well carry the RAID around the whole kitchen while I fix my food. Like, today I was making a bologna and cheese sandwich, and they had taken over the dry food cupboards.
But, fortunately, they hadn't taken over my CHEEZ ITS. Which is smart for an ant. Because if they had, they would be my enemies. And whenever I saw them, they would die without knowing what hit them!
And I absolutely HATE it when they charge the trash can. But, obviously, that is a place that an ant would like to be. Think about it!
Well, the ants feel tremendous joy when they see the old empty Dominoes Pizza box with little bits of crust and melted cheese still in it, and Oreo packages, and stuff like that.
So, my plan tonight, is to save what is left of the refrigerator, clean it out with a wet rag, and organize the drawers.
Then, I will get my best friend RAID, and take all the items out of all the cupboards, and let RAID do his thing.
Also, I am helping Mom out, because she loves an organized, fresh cleaned kitchen, so I'm sure she will be overjoyed.
PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, ANTS!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Love,
xxjaydexx
Oh, and keep praying for Madeleine McCann. She still needs prayer.
Good for you girl! Keep up the acts of obedience, for God blesses obedience! I'm so proud of you!
I hate it when ants show up too. Here is a trick I've learned here in Fl. Put out grits! The ants eat the grits and it causes them to swell and die. I think that is what I was told. HMM maybe I should go google that! LOL
Unknown said...
September 26, 2007 10:39 AM
You did a good job on the fridge!
Rita Loca said...
September 26, 2007 11:29 AM
When we lived in Louisiana we waged a war against ants. What I found that worked was a thin line of dishsoap around where they come in.
The ant cannot smell his trail, and then no more. Many will die in the soap too. And then no stinky raid either!
Good luck!
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September 26, 2007 2:09 PM
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Pen of Jen said...
September 27, 2007 6:47 AM
Oooooo I hate ants too. All over the place here...in the sink, in the FOOD, and on my bed...spiders are on my bed too. Anyway you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO creative. Be warned i will comment on your blog EVERY...SINGLE...day. Hehe.
Anonymous said...
September 27, 2007 9:03 AM
P.S. Me love Cheez Itz!!!
Anonymous said...
September 27, 2007 9:04 AM
ANTS are not my favorite insect either.....and even less hen they bite you!! I mean you do not even see them, and you get this HUGE lump that itches until you get the poison out days later!!!
Good luck on your assult!!
(I hate to see what happens if they get into the oreos!!) We'll probably read about it in the newspaper!
Anonymous said...
September 29, 2007 7:44 AM
OOOH MY GOODNESS JAYDE!!! ROTFL You made me laugh so hard with this post! You treat ants like they're invading your country! LOL You even gave a lil "battle plan" on how to deal with them! Too funny!
"and let RAID do his thing" Oh man...that caused some laughter lemme tell ya. :P
Nice post. really. lol
Ashley said...
October 02, 2007 6:27 PM