Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

I am bored. I'm also tired. I felt bad all morning. And then I felt worse when I had to do school. Math.
I started Social Studies, English and Science today. A few more and I get to start this year's. Oh, the joy.
Today was fun, because we had a pastor over for pancakes. I woke up and was like:
"It's morning."
"That dude is coming over for breakfast."
*yawns*
"I look like a wreck."
"I need to shower."
*rolls over*
"What time is it?"
*checks clock on bedside table*
"OH NO! HE'S COMING AT 8 AND IT'S 7:30!"
*scrambles around like a wacko*

You get the point. I was okay when he got here. Then I cleaned my room and made it look all pretty. And then we had pancakes! My dad makes the best pancakes. Ever. I mean, -best pancakes ever- is an understatement. He makes them light and fluffy. He also had to make maple syrup, because, SURPRISE! They don't have maple syrup here. Or chocolate chips.
But we don't get called bad names because we are white, and there are no strikes outside our front door every night so we'll survive. =)
My kitty Anna is looking so lovely. She has such pretty fur and her eyes are getting bigger. I hope they stay blue...They had better stay blue. As I write this she is falling asleep right next to me. Sitting. And she thinks she can nap while sitting...Crazy, but insanely cute cat. I love her...She's so soft. And she's so happy to see me every morning.
* anna climbs into lap *
Aww!

I will post again tomorrow!
Right now it's my bed time!

G'night!

MEME:

Age: no way
Name: do i look stupid?
Location: um--nah
Pets? Yes. One. Anna. She's a doorbell! adorable
Do you look like a pancake? Not particularly why...?
Do you like this quiz? Sure...
Do you like the person who sent this and made it? yeah. becca, you are one of the coolest 12 year olds around!

Gnaight!

I made a new day. Happy Meme Monday!

1. Feet or eyes? Feet

2. Pop-tarts or strudels? Same thing, but pop-tarts.

3. Kittens or cats? Kittens!

4. Goldfish or Cheez-its? Cheezits.

5. Socks or gloves? Socks.

6. Grease or oil? Grease.

7. Bungee-jumping off Angel Falls or sky-diving? BUNGEE-JUMP!!!! DEFINITELY!!!

8. Hikes or bike-rides? Hikes.

9. Green or turquoise? Turquoise.

10. PBJ or Tuna Fish? PBJ!!

~*~

1. What color are your eyes? Depends on what color I wear.

2. What is your room like right now? Meh--Well, it's full of cribs, but the bed is made and the desk is um--somewhat--tidy.

3. Do you like seafood? NO!

4. Have you ever eaten a purple fish? I could. If I had food coloring. But no.

5. Pretend an Atheist sneezes, and explains his religion to you. What do you say?
I'd steal the comedian's line:
ACHOO!
God Bless you.
I'm an Atheist.
Oh..uh..NOBODY bless you.
I'm an Atheist because I believe that God doesn't exist. There is no way.
Ok. What are ya gonna do when ya die?
I believe that I am going to become a GLORIOUS tree and come back to the world.
Oh. Well, I hope that when you die you come back to the world as a glorious tree that a fat, sweaty guy comes and chops you down with an axe, and takes you back to the city and prints the BIBLE on you!

6. OPEN DEBATE:
Butterflies or moths?
Definitely moths. Because:
Moths have a longer life-span, and they are faster. Butterflies are just pretty. And they die the next day.

7. Have you ever pushed a door that said PULL? Yeah.

8. Do you like to jog? No.

9. Can you lift a house? YES I CAN! I can lift a DOLL-HOUSE!

10. Your Choice: Running around painted like Barney or playing The Bumble Bee ABC game for the rest of your life? ABC game. No der.

~*~

How Far Would You Go For 5 Million Dollars?

Would you shave your head? Yes.

Sleep in a cemetery on Halloween alone? God's with me, so yes.

Mix fish scales, raw eggs, sour milk, stale Froot Loops, banana peels, watermelon seeds and dead spiders together in a blender and DRINK it? Ew. But, yes.

Dress like a clown for a year? YEAH!! You'd better believe it!!

Throw tomatoes at a home-less man? I'd do that for free!

Baby-sit for Hitler? Ugh...But, yes. I'd lock him in a case, and tie that case to a metal pole. VOILA! DICTATOR DISCIPLINE!

Stand still in a foot-ball field for a month? No. I would die.

Bite a bum's foot? Hahaha! Yes.

Drink a whole bottle of olive oil? Gross. No.

Let a tarantula crawl around you for 5 whole minutes? OH YES!

Punch a guard outside the Queen of England's castle? The kind that doesn't laugh or anything? YEAH!! I mean, I'd run for my life afterwards but...YES.

Tell jokes in a pessimist club? YES!!!!!

Eat only moldy bread and drink old liquor for three years? No. God doesn't agree with getting drunk.

Work in a mail-room for the rest of your life? Eh--No.

Fling rubber-bands at Obama at a rally? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your turn. Do them in your comments!
Thankiez!

BYZA!