Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

I'm on the bus on my way home! WOO!

I have been away from my blog so much!

I'm sorry but you all have seen that I have been faithful and not starved my blog like these people have:

Battle-King
Morgan
Ethan
Seth
their pets
Tigger
. . .shall i go on?

I am freezing! The air conditioner is set to like 50! GAH!

Thanks for sticking with me!

Of the world...From Ukraeena, Paraguay and anywhere else you happen to be at the moment. Thank you for stopping by my blog today!

I really DO try to post, it's just that I am a procrastinator! And a very bad one at that...I tell myself 'you need to blog your bored you don't have anything else to do. go.', but then something else pops up just as I sit down. Such as, someone I know is online! I receive an email! I am told to wash the dishes! I remember I forgot something! Plenty of things come up, and I forget completely about my poor blog. I promised that it won't starve while I am at camp. I wrote a bunch of posts and scheduled them for the week that I am gone.

So be sure to check it even while I am away!

Thank You!

Jayde

Do penguins have knees?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can you cry under-water?
Can you read a picture book?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
If bald people work as chefs in restaurant, do they still have to wear a hairnet?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Can you slam a revolving door?
What shape is the sky?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well Soon card?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town or his pony, Macaroni?
Why do black-lights look purple?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Is it legal to name your kid 'Anonymous?'
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why do we have to pay a toll when we are on freeways?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when in real life they are brown?

Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like you just met your friend for the first time
Act like a baby
Pretend you are an astronaut.
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Name all of the sugar ants in your home
Alphabetize the food in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a question nobody can answer
Ask random questions
Ask for fifteenths.
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “ear treasure”
Ask people if they’ve seen your head
Ask stupid questions.
Ask the person in front of you to help you tie your shoe
Ask why
At the bottom of escalators yell “MY SHOELACE!”
Attract lightning
Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
Backstroke your way to class
Bake the world’s biggest doughnut hole
Balance a pencil on your nose
Balance a pillow on your head

WARNING! THIS IS A RANT! TAKE NOTE THAT IT IS LONG AND SOMEWHAT BORING! THANK YOU!

Hi...I'm bored...Happy whatever day it is! Thanks for looking at my blog...Nothing much to see but yet you are still faithful! :)
I will entertain myself today by doing one of the following:

soccer with friends
cleaning the dorm
chapel
music class/choir
swimming
devotions
canoeing/jumping off rocks into water

Or I could mess around with GIMP and turn Phika purple and orange..>She'd like that!
She is the one who showed me, she should realize the consequences when I am bored.
Wanna be purple Phika? Haha!
OH WAIT! I'M AT CAMP! So I can't.

Thanks for reading this useless bit of literature for no particular reason at all other than the fact that you must be bored out of your skull.
But anyways.
Thanks!
BYE!