Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

Do penguins have knees? No.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because they coat the inside with stomach mucus
Can you cry under-water? I can't
Can you read a picture book? If it has words in it
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Because cans are for losers
If bald people work as chefs in restaurant, do they still have to wear a hairnet? No.
Why are red buttons always the most important? Because red means AH! DONT TOUCH THAT!
How is chess considered a sport? Because some people are just lame
Can you slam a revolving door? Well yeah you can slam a lot of things
What shape is the sky? round
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well Soon card? You sue somebody
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town or his pony, Macaroni? None of them. Don't you know the lyrics? he called it macaroni. We was naming it
Why do black-lights look purple? They don't
Why do they put holes in crackers? To make them funnier
Is it legal to name your kid 'Anonymous?' In every state except California
Do cows have calf muscles? no.
Why do we have to pay a toll when we are on freeways? Because they cost money
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when in real life they are brown? Same reason why they make dogs red.
See? I answered life's unanswered questions. :D
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AHHH---you are one pondering young lady!!

I am glad you got over your boredom and decided to thnk about life's mysteries!!

Blessings to you!!