Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

I just found these and I knew I had to post them!
So here we go!
Sorry, it is not organized. But this made me laugh so hard!
(That means that some are in Indiana, some in Florida, some in Michigan..etc.)
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It is illegal to sing in public while attired in a bathing suit.
It is forbidden to imitate an animal.
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese after 6:00 PM on Sunday.
You may not tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
You may not fish on a camel's back.
"Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it's dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit.
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
You will be fined $1,000 for worrying a squirrel.
It is illegal to put ice-cream on cherry pie.
It is illegal to catch a bullfrog in a tomato patch.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
It is illegal to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and shoot the bank teller with a water pistol.
No one may own a water gun.
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
You will be fined $250,000 for beating a rat dead with a baseball bat.

Haha! Made me laugh so hard!