Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny: A Funny Song, To The Tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

A Funny Song, To The Tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

the person responsible: ~*♥Verja♥*~ at, like, 6:17 PM

1. The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found the place was occupied

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

2. The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

3. The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

15 murmurs:

Oh mY! Can you hear me laughing all the way down there in Venezuela?? I am laughing so hard! The part about the high heel and now he can't sit with comfort and joy! Where in the world did all this come from?

Unknown said...

January 02, 2007 6:39 PM

How FUNNY!!you are great Jayde---I am forwarding this to those who need a little laugh in their day!!

Memories for a Lifetime said...

January 02, 2007 7:03 PM

this is way too funny, i really needed a laugh today, thank you!

M.J. said...

January 02, 2007 8:57 PM

Where in the world did you get that song? It's hilarious. I walked into the mens bathroom in Miami airport the night we were leaving for Paraguay. I was so tired that I just stood there and stared at all the men. Then I asked one of them, "Am I in the wrong bathroom?" And this little old man nodded and said, "Yes, you are!" I was too exhausted to be embarassed, but Brian sure had a good laugh afterwards!

Jackie said...

January 03, 2007 3:53 AM

Oh my word! That's hilarious! Great story, Jackie. It came from www.bobriverstwistedtunes.com. It's got hilarious titles of songs. Like, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer and many more!!! Go check it out! Brian would love that site!!

~*♥Verja♥*~ said...

January 03, 2007 7:48 AM

hahahahahaha, that is really funny!

Morgan said...

January 03, 2007 8:03 AM

Josh and Clint sang this on New years Eve

Rita Loca said...

January 03, 2007 1:50 PM

Haha. That is so funny.

My Youth Pastor sings that. And I would've loved Uncle Clint and Josh sing it. That would make it so much funnier.

Ashley said...

January 04, 2007 9:28 AM

Hey Jayde its ur cuz josh!
cool lil song thing!

how u been young one?