A Funny Song, To The Tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

1. The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found the place was occupied

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

2. The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

3. The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

15 murmurs:

Oh mY! Can you hear me laughing all the way down there in Venezuela?? I am laughing so hard! The part about the high heel and now he can't sit with comfort and joy! Where in the world did all this come from?

January 02, 2007 6:39 PM  

How FUNNY!!you are great Jayde---I am forwarding this to those who need a little laugh in their day!!

January 02, 2007 7:03 PM  

this is way too funny, i really needed a laugh today, thank you!

January 02, 2007 8:57 PM  

Where in the world did you get that song? It's hilarious. I walked into the mens bathroom in Miami airport the night we were leaving for Paraguay. I was so tired that I just stood there and stared at all the men. Then I asked one of them, "Am I in the wrong bathroom?" And this little old man nodded and said, "Yes, you are!" I was too exhausted to be embarassed, but Brian sure had a good laugh afterwards!

January 03, 2007 3:53 AM  

Oh my word! That's hilarious! Great story, Jackie. It came from www.bobriverstwistedtunes.com. It's got hilarious titles of songs. Like, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer and many more!!! Go check it out! Brian would love that site!!

January 03, 2007 7:48 AM  

hahahahahaha, that is really funny!

January 03, 2007 8:03 AM  

Josh and Clint sang this on New years Eve

January 03, 2007 1:50 PM  

Haha. That is so funny.

My Youth Pastor sings that. And I would've loved Uncle Clint and Josh sing it. That would make it so much funnier.

January 04, 2007 9:28 AM  

Hey Jayde its ur cuz josh!
cool lil song thing!

how u been young one?

January 05, 2007 3:16 PM  

hahaha ha!!!!!!! thats wut i call funy ha!!

January 05, 2007 3:57 PM  

I'm here to post a formal complaint against Jayde Louisa Vernoy for not posting anything new in a long time.

January 06, 2007 3:23 AM  

I too join in the complaint. Miss Vernoy, we are desiring one of your "from the heart" posts!

January 06, 2007 1:49 PM  

i join in the complaint too. you really need to post something new!

January 07, 2007 4:01 PM  

Are you ignoring us?

January 08, 2007 8:32 AM  

You guys just put your feet in your mouths!;) I just posted something new for Morgan.

January 08, 2007 3:56 PM  

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