Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

I woke up this morning, hoping to wake up to Abbie and Elena, but they were gone, so I got something else: Vacuum and dish-washing assignments. Great. But, as many of you know, Mom is not feeling well, and she told me that today she needed my help, not any attitude. And, believe me, after shouting that at me (without knowing it, because she is nearly deaf now, not on purpose) I wasn't about to give any. She said that if she got up and walked around, she would throw up. I'd rather wash dishes and vacuum then clean that up. Vomit? Lovely. Hmm..>Dishes or vomit?
So, I put away the dishes and washed the dirty ones as best I could with my fake nails...Which are getting on my nerves quite a bit, because they get in the way of everything. But, they sure look nice. Matching the dress I wore in the wedding. Pretty, yet hard to clean and climb and all that awesome stuff. I love climbing...I mean, come on, I grew up in a jungle..What else would you expect?
Anyways, now I am done. No more chores for the day. Unless mother asks me. And, I will do it. Anything is better than you-know-what on carpet...Ugh/Bleehhhh.....
So, now I am going to enjoy my day relaxing for a bit, and then shopping with Jackie.
Oh, and by the way, what Jackie is going to post about my room: It's fake. Someone framed my room...I know, it's weird! So, just telling you the truth ahead of time...Be warned. My room is NOT like that at all. And can you believe it? They even found a picture of me and glued it in so it looks like I was cleaning it! freaky....
Well, I'm going to go now...Good bye!