Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

KIDS IN CHURCH
>3-year-old Reese:
>"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
>Harold is His name.
>Amen."
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>A little boy was overheard praying:
>"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
>I'm having a real good time like I am."
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>After the christening of his baby brother in church,
>Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
>His father asked him three times what was wrong.
>Finally, the boy replied,
>"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
>and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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>One particular four-year-old prayed,
>"And forgive us our trash baskets
>as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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>A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
>were on the way to church service,
>"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
>
>One bright little girl replied,
>"Because people are sleeping."
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>A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
>The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
>Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
>"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
>'Let my brother have the first pancake,
>I can wait.'
>Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
>"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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>A father was at the beach with his children
>when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
>grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
>where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
>"Daddy,
>what happened to him?" the son asked.
>"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
>The boy thought a moment and then said,
>"Did God throw him back down?"
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>A wife invited some people to dinner.
>At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
>"Would you like to say the blessing?"
>"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
>"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
>The daughter bowed her head and said,
>"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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