Meme from Me!

1.POTATOES OR TOMATOES? Potatoes.
2.COFFEE OR TEA? Does terere count as tea? If so, TEA.
3.PINK OR PURPLE? Pink.
4.PANCAKES OR WAFFLES? Um, I guess waffles.

5.THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 4 AND 12: 6.
6.WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU PAINT A PUMPKIN? Maybe purple with green polka-dots?
7.IT'S CHRISTMAS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAROLLERS KEEP SINGING THE SAME SONG AND WON'T MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOUSE WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Run outside and BEG them to please finish up and MOVE ALONG! TUT-TUT!!
8.YOU ARE AWOKEN AT NIGHT BY A BURGLAR! WHAT DO YOU DO? Wrestle him to the ground, tie him up in the pantry, and call the police to come and get him.
9.YOU FIND A MOUSE EATING YOUR CHEESECAKE! WHAT DO YOU DO? Try to capure him in a HUMANE way that involves cheese, a paper plate and a cup.
10.YOU GO TO THE PARK AND SOMEONE SCREAMS AT YOU! WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Scream right back at him, and shout, "Oh yeah!? Well, I can scream that loud too, you know!"
11.YOU ARE GIVEN A TRACT TO A CHURCH IN ALASKA. WHAT DO YOU DO? Keep it, probably. Maybe it'll have nice pictures for me to put in my picture box!
12.YOU ARE SLEEPING, AND SOMEONE RINGS THE DOORBELL AND TRIES TO SELL YOU A BEACH HOUSE! WHAT DO YOU DO? Say, "Sorry, we're closed." And close the door.
13.YOU ARE OUT JOGGING, AND SOMEONE BUMPS INTO YOU, AND DOESN'T APOLOGIZE! I'd say, "Sorry for not apologizing for telling you that you should apologize!" And keep running.
14.IT'S TWO A.M. A CIRCUS CLOWN BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BEGS TO USE YOUR RESTROOM. WHAT DO YOU DO? Let him, ask him to do a few jokes, and let him leave. Haha!
15. YOU ARE DRIVING TO A HOTEL FOR A SWIM, AND GO THE WRONG WAY BY ACCIDENT. YOU RUN INTO A WEDDING CEREMONY IN YOUR SWIMSUIT. WHAT DO YOU DO? I would try to slink out quietly and be unnoticed until I'm back in the car.
16.YOU GO TO A GROCERY STORE, AND THE CLERK RUDELY SAYS HE WON'T REGISTER YOUR ITEMS. WHAT DO YOU DO? Say, "What kind of clerk are you? I guess you won't let me pay you then, either? Fine with me. Sorry for the mistake." And take the groceries anyway. He said he didn't want my money, and refused to register my things. Not paying is okay with me.
17.YOU MISS A FLIGHT, AND FIND AN ALREADY PAID TICKET TO HAWAII. WHAT DO YOU DO? Go to the desk and claim that I am indeed Helga von Zizzlewagenstorf! And I am going to Hawaii!
18.THERE IS A PIG IN YOUR CLOSET. HE ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO. WHAT DO YOU DO? Run and ask Mom if I can keep it, even though I know she'll say no. It can't hurt to ask. Besides, the pig is clean and cute!
19.YOU GRAB SOMETHING OFF OF A SHELF IN A SUPERMARKET, AND SOMEONE RUNS BY YOU, RIPS IT FROM YOUR HAND, AND RUNS! WHAT DO YOU DO? Chase the maniac, catch him, and then give him the package anyway. I'll get a different box. MAN!
20. YOU ARE LATE FOR AN IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT. SOMEONE IN THE ELEVATOR ASKS TO PRESS YOUR FLOOR BUTTON FOR YOU, AND PURPOSELY PRESSES ALL OF THE BUTTONS! WHAT DO YOU DO? Go all the way through. I already missed my appointment! And when the wierd guy gets off, I stay on, and do the same! Sounds fun!

People I tag:
-Mom
-Jackie
-Marina
-Simple Scholar

1 murmurs:

1.POTATOES OR TOMATOES? tomatoes
2.COFFEE OR TEA? tea
3.PINK OR PURPLE? Purple
4.PANCAKES OR WAFFLES? pancakes
5.THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 4 AND 12: 7
6.WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU PAINT A PUMPKIN? black with lime green dots!
7.IT'S CHRISTMAS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAROLLERS KEEP SINGING THE SAME SONG AND WON'T MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOUSE WHAT WOULD YOU DO? run outside with my water hose and spray them all!
8.YOU ARE AWOKEN AT NIGHT BY A BURGLAR! WHAT DO YOU DO? send my dogs after him
9.YOU FIND A MOUSE EATING YOUR CHEESECAKE! buy rat traps and poison!
10.YOU GO TO THE PARK AND SOMEONE SCREAMS AT YOU! WHAT WOULD YOU DO? i'd walk away
11.YOU ARE GIVEN A TRACT TO A CHURCH IN ALASKA. WHAT DO YOU DO? fold it and put it in my pocket and forget about it till i search my pocket after it being washed
12.YOU ARE SLEEPING, AND SOMEONE RINGS THE DOORBELL AND TRIES TO SELL YOU A BEACH HOUSE! WHAT DO YOU DO? ignore the doorbell and go back to sleep
13.YOU ARE OUT JOGGING, AND SOMEONE BUMPS INTO YOU, AND DOESN'T APOLOGIZE! bump into him and run in the different direction
14.IT'S TWO A.M. A CIRCUS CLOWN BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BEGS TO USE YOUR RESTROOM. WHAT DO YOU DO?
hit him with my pan till unconcsios and throw him outside my house!
15. YOU ARE DRIVING TO A HOTEL FOR A SWIM, AND GO THE WRONG WAY BY ACCIDENT. YOU RUN INTO A WEDDING CEREMONY IN YOUR SWIMSUIT. WHAT DO YOU DO? turn around and run for my life
16.YOU GO TO A GROCERY STORE, AND THE CLERK RUDELY SAYS HE WON'T REGISTER YOUR ITEMS. WHAT DO YOU DO? leave the items and walk out never returning to that store
17.YOU MISS A FLIGHT, AND FIND AN ALREADY PAID TICKET TO HAWAII. WHAT DO YOU DO? ask for a plane ticket in return for the one im returning
18.THERE IS A PIG IN YOUR CLOSET. HE ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO. WHAT DO YOU DO? scream and call the police
19.YOU GRAB SOMETHING OFF OF A SHELF IN A SUPERMARKET, AND SOMEONE RUNS BY YOU, RIPS IT FROM YOUR HAND, AND RUNS! WHAT DO YOU DO? run after him and when i finally catch him give him a nice smack!
20. YOU ARE LATE FOR AN IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT. SOMEONE IN THE ELEVATOR ASKS TO PRESS YOUR FLOOR BUTTON FOR YOU, AND PURPOSELY PRESSES ALL OF THE BUTTONS! WHAT DO YOU DO? get off at the next stop and use the stairs

December 02, 2007 8:22 AM  

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