Verja the Lost Jungle Bunny

Paraguay is very calm. I like that. Venezuela wasn't calm. We weren't allowed to leave the HOUSE, 'cause it was so dangerous! We could get shot! NO, I am NOT kidding.
The language is new here. Everyone in the states
was like, oh it will be easy because it is the same as venezuela. Yeah, it's not. Not even close, sorry, buddy.
Here:
you say goodbye to people as you pass them on the street
you speak in King James
you kiss people on both cheeks, (this can get tiring and make you dizzy)
you drink terere in hot weather and mate (ma-tay) in cold weather
people call you yankees if you are caucasian

There:
you say bueenas to people as you pass them on the street
you speak in slang
you kiss people on one cheek
you drink cafe con leche in hot weather and cafe con leche in, if there ever was, cold weather
people call you yankees if you are caucasian (not in a nice way, I might add)

Here, everyone, even Americans ride buses everywhere. Things are very different. I like this. Paraguay will do. I can handle it. I like it.